14 Groan-Worthy Financial Advisor Jokes
“Financial advisors, financial planners, CFAs, CPAs… What’s up with that? What I really want is a financial thesaurus.” Here’s my collection of financial advisor jokes. Enjoy! Q: How many financial...
View ArticleUltimate Guide: The Best Way To Invest 50k
So, you’re 50 thousand dollars richer. Or 30 thousand. Or 100 thousand. The exact number isn’t important. Where’d you get that mo — stop, don’t tell me. I don’t want to know. Maybe you stole it. And if...
View ArticleThe Best Way To Invest 20k
Best way to invest 20k? Not gold. Definitely not gold. Okay, so you’re 20 thousand dollars richer, and you want to know the best way to invest 20k. No problem. I’ve got you covered. One problem: the...
View ArticleWhat To Invest In: 2015 Edition
Ah, that perennial question: “What to invest in? How can I turn my money into still more money?” Kevin O’Leary, who you might recognize from the show Shark Tank, likes to think of his cash as soldiers...
View Article7 Top Index Funds To Buy
Looking for the top index funds to buy? You’ve come to the right place. After a couple hours of research, I’ve put together this list of top index funds. I started with a few safe-but-boring options,...
View ArticleThe Best Investment Plan For Beginners
There are two ways to make money. You, yourself, can go to work, probably by selling your labor to an employer in exchange for a paycheck. Or you might start a small business, or make money by writing...
View Article7 Best Dividend Mutual Funds: 2015 Edition
Ah, the dividend. Is there anything more beautiful than receiving regular payments from your money? Not from some employer for your labor, not from a renter, but more money from your money. A gift from...
View ArticleThe Highest Money Market Rate Available This Year
Want to know the highest money market rate? It’s ableBanking, at 1.02% yield. There is a 1 dollar minimum balance. This is everything that you need to know, but that doesn’t mean that it’s everything I...
View ArticleHow To Buy Shares Online: A Step-By-Step Guide
Alright — so you want to take the plunge into the world of online brokers. You want to buy shares online. No problem. This was a predicament that I was in not too long ago, so I’m well positioned to...
View ArticleWhere To Buy Stocks Online: A Comparison
So, you’re wondering where to buy stocks online. Maybe you’re looking to make the switch from a flesh-and-blood broker. That makes sense — flesh-and-blood brokers might be so-named because they’re...
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